Thursday, 29 January 2009
Melbourne, Day 1: It's Hot
Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Sydney To Melbourne
Things worked out really well in terms of getting to the airport in the Sydney, by pure coincidence John’s (assistant manager at the pub) girlfriend Victoria and a mate were getting the exact same flight. Because of this John offered me a lift to the airport in the morning and couch to crash on overnight so that he didn’t have to drive back into the city just to pick me up. So, when work finished at 1am my bags were at the pub and all we had to do was load them into the car – with the flight at 6am and check in an hour before we had to be up at 4.30am in order to get ready, well, I say get ready – for me this consisted of just getting dressed and slumming it with a fragrance of new leather sofa as my aftershave, the time was allotted for the girls so that it gave them time to do whatever girls do to take so long getting ready.
I managed all of an hour’s sleep at most as the night air was 4-second routinely interrupted from various courses of snoring throughout the house. We get to the airport at 5 and check in, no hassle, no fuss, got on the plane and all was good, smooth flight, hour and a half tops – in fact the whole trip from Sydney to Melbourne was plain sailing, even when I got a lift from Avalon airport to Melbourne with a random Chinese family I’d met all off....1 second beforehand.
Basically I was in the mile long queue for the Shuttle bus from Avalon to central Melbourne (It’s about an hour’s drive) when before it was too late I saw a sign saying they don’t except efpos or credit cards meaning I would have to get money out. The ATM in that terminal was currently out of use so I had to go to terminal 2 to get out the cash, upon returning the daughter of the family simply approached said ‘You go Melbourne?’ to which I replied a simple and slightly raised ‘Yes’ (We all know how it works, you go to a foreign country and don’t speak the language so we simply say everything in English only a little bit louder than usual and low and behold it...just....works!!), anyway, she understood, countered my answer with ‘Want share petrol, my family drive, $15 $15 $15!!!’ and I just thought why not, in fact, on recollection, I don’t think I even thought about it, I was so tired at that point the words just came out and I was lead in my zombified state to a car they had just rented. I do remember thinking the family was just what I’d want any Chinese family to be like, the daughter would of obviously have been into furbie’s, tamogotchie’s (sp?) and any other electronic big craze that came/comes about. The Mother was a small lady, spoke no English and was obviously full of wisdom, her grey hair tied back in a tight bun and the Father, who also spoke no English was a happy proud man who obviously couldn’t drive. I had a sneaking suspicion he may well have been more suited to driving a Yak Yak or Puk Puk or whatever they’re called in the crazy hustle and bustle that is the Chinese streets than that of an open motorway. The daughter told me that in China they drive on the other side of the street (which, for some reason, I think she thought was reassuring to me) and that she had to tell her father everything the sat nav said as well as road signs such as STOP. I wanted to fall asleep but I also thought that if we were going to crash I wanted to be awake so that I could brace myself for impact or perhaps squeeze the old lady in between me and the on-coming lorry to help cushion the blow! I mean the fact that at one point we stopped completely dead in the middle of a motorway while deciding which way we had to go and that on the other side of the road a lorry carrying a stack of smashed up cars drove by didn’t strike me in any way as ominous.
Sometime later I wake to see that we’ve reached Melbourne CBD and that I was on the required street which my accommodation was to be found. Booking in there was a whole different kettle of fish. Turns out my reservation was never confirmed and that upon trying to charge me there and then to do it just wouldn’t work either but because my name was on the booking sheet I would have to be charged for standing in there lobby for all of ten minutes. I was so tired, hot and getting ratty that I just didn’t care and it did also mean that I would be able to stay there for that night at least. Upon getting that mess sorted out I went out to find accommodation for the rest of the week and decided to take heed of my mistake of venturing away from Nomads hostels and booked into one of there’s just down the road called Industry. So for the remainder of my trip I’ll be staying there for the remainder of my stay in Melbourne. Once my bed for the week was sorted I could really start to relax and sweat my tits off in comfort – for those of you who don’t know I arrived in the middle of a heatwave here in Melbourne with yesterdays temperature reaching 40c and today’s expected to reach 43c. I got a call from Andy, the good mate we’ve made back in Sydney who’d been staying in Melbourne for a while and is here until he goes back in a few weeks time, and we arranged to meet up and then later we met up again with the Swede’s once they were sorted with accommodation.
A few quite drinks and promised tour of the city from Andy later and I was all about ready to crash and prepare myself to wake at silly O’clock in the morning (8am) in order to check out and check into my new place. I did myself justice with the continental breakfast they had on offer and ate my weight in melon, toast and apple juice.
Right now I’m just chilling in the hostel, having chucked my bag in my room and waking all three of the lads who were in there I’m giving them some space before I go back in so I’ll be deciding what to do today that involves not going into the heat and see if I can last the whole day without drinking any water or using any sun tan lotion (right Mum, that’s what you said isn’t it?)
Saturday, 24 January 2009
Short 'n Sweet!
Oh, also Helena's friend from back home in Sweden, Kicki, arrived on the 22nd and will be staying with Helena in her apartment, and my mate Dan Craaaaaaaaaaaaaabbs landed on the 24th and I may be meeting up with him today.
Saturday, 10 January 2009
On Your Own Son!
I realise now that money really doesn't grow on tree's or through my mum via the Internet and although she is still willing to put money into my account not only is it not fair for her to do so but also it shouldn't need to happen in the first place. So, with my Australian bank balance wavering, rent due, plane tickets yet to be booked and accommodation yet to be sorted for Melbourne (i think i can go without food for a week, it'll be a challenge but I'm not a quitter!!!!) I'm seriously riding 'i hope it'll work itself out' wave - i tend to do that allot anyway, but usually there's no 'hope' in there and instead i tend to go along the lines of just 'it'll work itself out'. I've always seen being laid back and chilled out about things as a good things, it means very rarely little things that will constantly play on the mind of others i don't even want to bother thinking about but money i suppose is kind of an essential way to..um.....survive.
Monday, 5 January 2009
Blah Blah Blah....
The publishment of this latest entry into my ongoing blog was written in The Dunkirk pub, a nice and comfortably airy pub situated almost exactly half way between my apartment and the Harlequin. I’m writing this not only to oblige to my mothers persistent requests to keep her updated while I’m out here but also to pass the time until, yet again, someone is able to let me into my apartment – it’s not a great situation to be in having none of my flat mates phone numbers let alone a working phone in which to call them from anyway – it’s also moderately expensive and defiantly not healthy for me as obviously because I’m in a pub I’m not going to sit there drinking a coke or coffee, this isn’t some beachside cafe ya know, so I easily give into my English heritage and dutifully order a scooner of Coopers (Green Pale Ale) to accompany my time wasting blog entry.
Going back to the apartment situation and the lack of keys per person who stays there I have decided to get back amongst the hustle, bustle and damn right ruthless travellers house market again and fight to claim a viewing date and time that is both in my interest and the apartments ‘chief’ squatter – this isn’t as easy as it seems, because of my work I’m generally working late so usually from 4-5pm in the afternoon onwards my time is being spent wooing the female Australian bar population with my un-scouse-harsh English accent and even the occasional not UN-wanted but defiantly not wanted in THAT way male Aussie who, at some point or another has been to England with the most popular destination outside of London is for some reason unknown to me or any other pom is Basingstoke...yer...everything foreigners see and hear about or associate with England is obviously in its prime and full glory there....Anyway, back to the paragraph starter, when Chief Squat has displayed that viewing times are from 6-9pm I’m a little stuck, thus competition to fill the last top bed in the bunk has the upper hand – I have yet to find a way around this and the only day I seem to have free consistently is a Monday as these seem to have regularly fallen as a day off . Add to that the problem of looking for an apartment for two people I’m more like to see Carlton Cole score a hat-trick in my life time. The second person is Dan Crabb, one of my best mates from back home who will be arriving here at the end of the month and we have both unanimously decided to room together, he’s hoping to stay in Sydney for about 3 months but with opportunities and chances arising daily this may become less when he finally gets out here. However, the time spent with him will at least give me some peace of mind as I’m allot less fussed about ringing him at 2-3am in the morning and waking him up than four people I don’t really know, he’ll probably still be annoyed but meh, ....it’s Crabbbbbbbbs!!
So, over the last couple of days I’ve been increasingly logging on to the internet to look at apartments and possible accommodation for our joint time in Sydney – to throw a further spanner in the works though, as you already know I am off at the end of Jan to Melbourne to see the Australian Open final and, well, I could be leaving around the same time Dan’s turning up – the way I see things working out is if Dan stays in a hostel for a week or so until I return, I move out of my apartment the day after I get back (having already told my Chief that I will at some point in early Feb be vacating the room), move into a hostel as well until we both find a place we agree on – in theory its fairly simple but I’ve learned seldom do things turn out how there meant to.
Besides things happening on the apartment front I’ve been increasingly aware of trips and ‘outings’ to places along the East Coast and Southern Australia that will take anywhere from two days to a month and in that time you get to see a great deal of things that were all included within the original price. They range from surfing trips up the East Coast and back down again to Sydney, trips inland to a few hotspots and more besides, by doing this and while I’m still (kinda) saving to go ultimately to the other side of Australia to Perth via Alice Springs it will give me the chance to see Australia away from Sydney in small doses and mean I’ll also be able to come back to Sydney to my job and continue working and save for the next mini adventure – obviously this could be a bit daring in itself, I don’t want to test my managers resolve by booking these small but numerous holidays all over the place, I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest and I’ll lose allot more as a result. But I’m still sure it can be done, recently I had from Saturday to Tuesday off, as I’ve mentioned some of these trips can be just four days so I could potentially go and come back without anyone batting an eyelid, it may just cause a bit of a stir if they ask what I’d been up to and I said something like swimming with whales off the coast of Byron Bay or something.
I do find it a little weird, slightly unnerving and also a little comforting at the same time how my plans can and do change almost daily, I like the fact that I’m not tied down to anything and that I can bounce ideas around like extending my visa, possibly studying out here on a relatively boring course just so it gives me an extra four years out here and ultimately enough ‘points’ to be able to apply for citizenship should I wish to. I mean I’d obviously been planning to come out here for quite a while but booking the plane tickets two weeks before departing was a little full on, a then quickly drafted plan as to what to see and do and were to go out here was concocted in my head with it originally leading to me leaving Sydney in January sometime, in a way that’s still happening but I didn’t originally intend to come back again and after only a week! Allot of the changes are down to the people I’ve met and the comfort and ease I feel from being in Sydney, I’ve mentioned before but the people I work with are sound and always up for a laugh and there are numerous places and things to see, some of which I’m still yet to do!! Just the other day I went to the casino which is situated all of 5 minutes from my apartment.
I’m also really pleased at just how well Helena and I have got along and continued to get along. I mean ever since we first met we’ve been really good friends but over the last couple of years we haven’t spoken so much on msn and when we did it’s not like we used to and I basically just had thoughts that things might become awkward after a while in some way, thankfully that just hasn’t happened and we’ve gone from strength to strength as they say. I’m pretty sure she’s sticking to her plan of moving on after the Australian Open with that either meaning she’ll stay in Melbourne for a little while or go on somewhere else, possibly back up the past Sydney to the delights of the East Coast. Whatever happens I’ll be losing one friend but gaining another in Crabb’s and I’m still on a mission to get a couple more of you guys back home out here, Stef, I haven’t given up on you yet and Sophie’s going to be my latest conquest – All I can say is that if you’re not tied down and feel like getting away for a while, come here, it’s awesome!
P.s, it’ll be cool if you guys could leave a comment once in a while and help reassure me that I’m not just writing this for my own entertainment!
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